Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Value engineering

its mid week.....i havent done much progress......
i think there is a considerable amount of assignments that needs to be done but i havent gotten down n dirty with them yet........and again i received a compound this morning.....fresh and crispy and slightly dewy.......what do u expect...pak guard tulis saman kol 8 pg.......
i really need to get d goddamn sticker.......as if life would be better tho....

my plans of going on a crash diet went all bust when i,together with my bestie named greed piled on the rice and lala n prawns and tempe with rice for brunch tadi.........haih...lepas ni nak g delicious in one u.......nampaknye i'll just have to stare at the tiramisu and heavenly brownies......immersing myself in the joys the desserts could bring me.great peace and immense pleasure......hahahahha..."lucy in the sky with diamonds".......desserts are my LSD......

last nite i was a bit pissed......it could be enhanced by the fact that i was hungry...sleepy and tired....but nonetheless i was bothered by someone's remark about my father.......u see,my father is a wise man with a few words......he is quite eccentric and quirky at times (that i sometimes tak tahan) and very much conventional and old-fashioned........how can he not be........he was born during the times where malaysia was still under the japanese occupation......well,his peculiarity does not give other pppl the right to judge and MOST IMPORTANTLY to make fun of.......last nite i learned that a few ppl im quite close to called him 'taxi driver'.......u see i do not detest or pandang rendah taxi drivers.....i have great respect for them and highly regard their profession as something that we all depend on.......lagi pon hari2 hidup derang berhadapan dgn berbagai2 risiko.......n i have met many nice n polite taxi drivers........a few occassions soem of them were professionals ie: engineers,lawyers and accountants who had to get use to the KL jam rather than punching on keyboards........but society sometimes find that the job as a taxi driver is hillarious... n humiliating...as something that can be subjected to their whimsical views.....someone not worth the respect......hahahah i can laugh at it at that moment......tapi sakit ati jugak......this isnt the first time for me to receive such a hurtful remark....maser skolah dulu just becoz my dad drives a beat up van (which he still does) some kate he was like a pakcik jaul sayur(again i still think that is a noble job...providing everyday necessities is better than laundering money as an unethical auditor).......and mcm2 lagi.......and i get utterly disgusted when sometimes these thoughtless name-calling or characterizing my father come from family members...........mcm go to hell la to all of u kan........i can safely and proudly say that my dad is in soo many ways better than u.........this also goes out to those yg suker2 giving names and making fun of others.........those who belittle others are no different than scum........siapa yg terase kepedassannye padan muke ko..........i admit i may sometime succumb to the invitation of Satan's forked tongue.....tapi aku try tak kutuk depan ko.........family and parents are off limits ok.............!!!!

well that was an emotional disclosure......angry thots causes hunger pinges........owh yeah..last nite i ahd a good sleep......becoz i mandi and did my laundry..........nothing more refreshing than clean clothes and hair........im off to pick my nose in the privacy of my cubicle/room........

Monday, August 14, 2006

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Suaidy is 22 today.......happy birthday sayang.....all of u go n wish him oso.....i wasnt the first....but im certainly gonna be the best....i sort of forgotten that time is earlier down south...so his workmate wished him first.......with a big slobbery kiss and an ass whip...schplack!!!!

i love u Sayang,and may we celebrate our birthdays together till there are more candles than the cake.......and untill our geriatric doctor wisely advises us not to eat our bday cake because of our kencing manis and dah tue.......thats how long it will be dear.......till we're left with our gums,till our hair turns grey and scanty,till we can't remember our 12th grandchild's name...and untill.......in the words of Walsh,Ursula (2006),bladibladiblabladubla.....

muah muah muah sayang!!!!

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Suaidy is all big today...he is 22 and go wish him happy birthday....
i did.......but i wasnt d first.......i sort of terlupe that time is earlier down south.....so his workmate wished him first n gave him a slobbery kiss and a big slap on his butt.....

Sayang be sure to get ur gift from me......its a good one.....im sure of it.....

Friday, August 11, 2006

fart art

haih nasib2....on a hot blazing saturday afternoon and im absolutely clueless on what to do today......i could do my english term paper......do a lil bit of researching here n there....draft the silly thing n get it out of my hair.........but its saturday y'all........hari utk bersuke ria......hari utk melendes di katil and tak mandi n eat choc-mint tit-bits......gigi pon still discolored from last nites dinner........but today i was up at 6.50 out of the house 10 to 8 and had my first percussion class in uni......altho this was already the 3rd class, i missed d previous 2......today's class ajar main kompang......super fun.....wrist super hurt oso.....super looking forward to next class.....super stop saying super........

last week was my faculty's festival.......kaed fest........it came and went but the trail of memories,hardship,frenship and d sizzling arguments overshadowed the event itself......i think.......the latter mostly of course is highlighted in our own kaed forum, frequented by many every 3.5 minutes........what's my take on it?......it was nice and quaint.........felt like hari keluarga......wasnt too fussy on being too academic.........wasnt too cheesy.......just nice and just how i liked it........so kudos to my frens........whats next in line.......convest ppl......ya Allah jgn lah ia fall flat on its face..........a little scared that it wont be as 'happenin' as it's hoped to be......curse those financiers........tak ke derang paham we students need all the support and encouragement to bring great victory to this institution we pledge to..........ni tak........hish mau tak abis sampai minggu depan if i want to express my displeasure here.......

ok beberapa minggu yg lepas saya dan rakan karib saya telah pergi menonton the infamous Pussies........rela saya nyatakan disini it was money not worth spent.and mind u it was 70 smackeroonies ok..........ok let me recap what happened on dat day.........class from 9-1......2 o clock drove to pj to settle an errand........sampai gombak balik at 630.....rushed to d cc to type an asgment in 10 min flat!!! sedar thumbdrive kawan hilang.......frantically searched for it merata.....dok tertonggek2 mencari kat male college giving d boys a good view of my fatty arse..........left at 720.......sampai at frens place half an hour later.......left damansara perdana at 810..........massive crawl kat KJ.........sampai sunway at 840.........park...cari kawan tak tau mane.......coz my tix wit dem.......derang frust coz dah start i tak sampai........i walked for miles,endured hoots from motorists......halfway thru huffing n puffing tetibe dgr 'loosen up my buttons babe'.aaahh sial......ade ke opening song lagu famous nombor satu carta.......i dah mcm farkin hell i went thru all this to miss the one song i suke nak mampos.......ok sabar2.....kesian my bestie.......she was already in d vicinity.can hear but cannot see....but had to wait for late idiotic me, she missed it oso....i tau u nyumpah2 i time tuh.....sorry n i love u dear......pastu lagu beep kuar.........my blood pressure dah naik.........ok pastu masuk ah concert tuh......so it was buttons,beep,stick with u ,sway,some 80's cover,dontcha aaannnndd......."thank u msia,terrimer kaseyh"!!!! THAT WAS IT!!!!!!!it wasnt even 10pm.........it was a bloody showcase.......it was friggin 45 min of prancing n gyrating in the tiniest of rags........i actually got back to uia in time much to the roomies amusement.."eh bukan gi tgk concert ke?asal balik awal sgt?teket abis nyeh"..................
so that's d story,morning glory.......

i want to go to jazzfest....(and dye my hair this colour)......anyone wanna come along?

sayang,1 more month and we're set to go......go where?u tell me........I LOVES YOU

Thursday, August 10, 2006

God speed....................

let me survive this month.........