ethics do not apply here....

one down,one last day to go...

i got clammed...
not to be confused with chlymidea...(dono how to spell)
uia is very fond of this...
although many may show displeasure,
i on the other hand,am.....excited?!
my first 'clam'....sigh..
i shouldve taken a picture and proudly
post it here.....
'clam' here refers to your car being immobilized...
if u violated any uni's traffic offences of course...

on another note,as of tomorrow,
i have the capacity to flee the country...
i do not have to worry anymore to swim over the straits
or channels that separates msia with our neighbouring
countries and end up in a correction facility
or a lock up for immigrants....

im off to have my lunch thats sitting outside
the chicken mingling with the spinach
and cabbage....eurgh..
tapi mcm sedap...n cant wait...
hopefully by tomorrow it'll all turn into turd...

Typical friday

i use to have a blog before....the url was way lot cornier than this....but i was with it for a while....
ive come across many blogs and what i can summarize is that u can categorize bloggers...from ur typical daily updates,to hillarious anecdotes,to the deep dark ponderers,saucy blogs,juicy blogs,raunchy blogs,narcissistic blogs and yg ntah mcm2 lagi....what can i say or predict about my blog?its too soon to tell...for sure,looking at the one im writing now,its a pretty boring and mundane writing of a swine...

how i got the title a graceful swine?
well im not the most delicate,graceful and agile wanita,
i do not walk with grace,instead i plonk,
i do not whisper sweet nothings,instead i snort,
i do not dress to the nine's,instead im a disgrace to fashion,
and most of all,i wrote a poem once when i was 9,
about a girl named clementine,
i was so into rhyming back then,so it was important to me that my poems rhymed....so i wanted to do an imagery about clementine relating to an animal...and what animal is known for its grace if not the swan....so the very smart me thought becoz most animals are called differently becoz of gender,the female swan must be called a swine.......i finished the poem thinking this is the most remarkable thing ive ever wrote....anxiously waiting to show my mother and sister with bated breath....pastu kena gelak giler2 lah....i was told a swine was in fact a pig........heheheh.....quite malu la...but i guess to justify i cld have said that Miss Piggy was graceful....she sings and she dances,and she had long curled up eyelashes and the pinkest of cheeks and she attracted Kermit the Frog.....and know even Adidas has paid homage to her by producing Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog shoes and jackets as their latest line up....spcial edition gitu.....

this graceful swine needs to rush for class now....adieu

kelakarnye

ok....i wanted to leave a very short comment on my frend's blog....and ended up signing up a blog for my own self......so now,somehow i feel obligated to actually write stuff here....
just shear irony.......