Thursday, July 03, 2008

what people do

a rainy day really doesnt help my lack of motivation to bathe..i believe we shld always consider the implications of our actions thus bathing too much in a day might not be so good to mother earth...i guess considering the hard situation we are facing rite nw, it is a good thing that im doing here n probably people shld adopt my habits..heheh...no no,dont get me wrong, i do bathe n i actually enjoy it...bt just like any other routine or chore, starting it is the hardest...in this case having to undress, step into the shower, soaping up,washing it down, toweling urself dry, thinking abt what to wear, deciding what clothes to pick out,dressing urself,if u have a facial regime, doing that as well,doesnt it sound tedious?hahaha...i think i just described everything abt bathing or showering or any self-cleaning activity...in that sense i am not my father's daughter...daddy bathes 5 times a day....

i went to catch sepi yesterday..poor the boyfrend...bt i felt it wasnt as good as i assumed it wld be..i thot cinta was better...sepi was, was sepi..it was empty....well it is not as bad as the other really bad malay films but,it was just laden with elements of pure and raw corny-ness..hahaha....i wld like to list down some important morals u cn learn from sepi.

1. paper flyers that ppl put on ur windscreen can cause serious accidents
2. sepi showcased the ugly truth abt how bad our national cars are manufactured,i;e the seatbelt malfunction in a proton perdana which led to a milf's untimely death of an after-hit n an explosion
3. a shoe designer or shoe maker in msia makes tons of money n can bag a hot wife
4. a shoe designer or shoe maker in msia again can be very successful n can spend his days n night running his misery away,besides ignoring the responsibility of caring for his only child with the dead milf..
5. never try to be heroic...if u see a brawl taking place,just call the police, describing the place,n possibly a description of the brawlers. if u cld ascertain that the situation is controlled, round up a large number of ppl,preferably big burly man, armed with baseball bats or umbrellas or other available things u cld use to hit a person n beat the baddies into a pulp until the police arrives...but i think the best way is to keep ur distance and get help..FAST
6. do not chase people unless u are jason bourne...full stop.
7.a fishmonger in msia lives in a nice hse with nice expensive furniture...the fishmonger brings back wads of cash so the wife can do nothing bt spends her days in a park n play or stare at other people's children...freakishly...altho he can afford all that, he still has trbl paying for the lorry he rents to make deliveries...

ok..i cn only come up with 7 for nw...anyone wld like to add to that list..?.u see, i am pro-msian films..i try my very best to watch n appreciate what msians can offer...bt more often than not i get quite disappointed...n that is after i have really lowered my level of expectations..i actually believe that our tv dramas have more depth, logic and substance...i think khabir bhatia has a syamalan syndrome. m.night syamalan was utter brilliance when he gave us the sixth sense...what came after that,...i dare not say....one hit wonder perhaps? bt i always say its better to have one hit than never having any....at least u wld be remembered for something great even if its just one thing..rather than not being remembered at all...billy ray cyrus had achy breaky heart...and bill clinton had lewinsky..or was it she instead...hhmmmm

5 Comments:

Blogger Testent said...

"...undress, step into the shower, soaping up,washing it down, toweling urself dry, thinking abt what to wear, deciding what clothes to pick out,dressing urself..."

call me pervert if u want but i'm having fantasies. eheh. no offense tho...

4:57 AM  
Blogger soedaydah said...

i read somewhere that some daily newspapers in turkey actually put up pictures of girls in bikinis to 'assist' turkish men who cnt afford to marry n also subscribe to cable tv with specific channels for oh sweet pornography...

9:16 AM  
Blogger Testent said...

thats sumthing i didnt know. well, turkey is turkey. but maybe if it were applied in malaysia, then that'll be a different story rite??

2:01 PM  
Blogger soedaydah said...

msian news r whack...we dnt need scantily clad women to excite our men...apparently just being born as one does the trick...i read in today's papers a man was charged for raping his teenage daughter AND mother in-law...amazing..probly he wasnt hugged much as a child...or maybe he was hugged too many times by his makciks that what started as disgust turned into something a little more the boy cld handle..so makciks beware of ur actions!! it may seem harmless nw bt u just robbed young boys of their innocence..

8:37 AM  
Blogger Testent said...

i've been to many places. but i can assure u dat malaysian women are the most beautiful. they're definitely hot & sexy. like urself soedaydah. take it as a compliment yea...

5:47 PM  

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